The Cougar Victory
By Benjamin Rencher
By Benjamin Rencher
The Cougars played with a high level of execution. The Refs, on the other hand, caught up in a spirit of patriotism, called back two Cougar touchdowns due to penalties in favor of the Air Force Academy. This is my reaction to the second of those penalties.
There were other exciting things that happened besides the Cougar victory. There was a midget ninja sighting (please see below). Either that or a blue-eyed Muslim.
The Freaks came around too!
Life with these two yahoos makes me sleepy.
On a sour note, a field goal was blocked and Max Hall threw 2 interceptions.
I was beside myself - I had to meditate. Oddly enough the Midget Ninja needed to meditate as well. We met in Nirvana and did Tai Chi.
Cosmo came by to congratulate me on the victory. Oh, and my mom was there too.
GO COUGARS!! Following the game, I went for a stroll through the mall with my Hot Mamma! Nice boots, Mamma!








































